sprightly

"The New Colossus"

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:52:54 GMT

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
with silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

-Emma Lazarus

But we build fences?

Zadig

Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:27:29 GMT

He began to notice a certain flightiness in her, a marked tendency to find the best-looking young men to be the wittiest and the most Sterling.

Thu, 04 May 2006 02:53:33 GMT

"No!" The girlfriend said angrily,"I want your mothers heart!"

So the boy went and killed his mother.

As he ran through the streets, with her heart in his hands,he tripped and fell.

His mother's heart cried out.... "My poor boy!" "Did you hurt yourself?"

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:27:12 GMT

"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.' " -actor/writer Steve Martin

How smart are you?

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 03:35:47 GMT

http://www.mensa-test.com/

Live journal

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:25:33 GMT

Is this thing dead? I haven't posted on here in a while, so I guess you can say i have lost interest in it. My friends list has dwindled. I seems like they either just picked up and left completely or just disappeared. I need to post more.

I quit my job. I am going back to school I think.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 23:42:47 GMT

"When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice."

Find out who said this, bitch!!

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:01:34 GMT

I've often said that the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

Douglas Adams

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:17:53 GMT

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Fire Fox 1.5

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 19:40:06 GMT

http://www.digg.com/technology/FireFox_1.5_Released_-_Get_it_here_

Don't shoot the messenger!!

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:35:37 GMT

Philadelphia (PA) -
A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia Pa courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia Eagles, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone!

Don't shoot the messenger!!

Every step you take....

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:57:48 GMT

http://www.biomotionlab.ca/Demos/BMLwalker.html

Mind the Gaps

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:16:37 GMT

http://slate.msn.com/id/2127054/

Google in five years?

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:57:47 GMT

http://clevescene.com/issues/2005-03-30/news/feature_print.html

Read this!!

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 20:59:51 GMT

http://slate.msn.com/id/2125812/

NO

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 21:45:39 GMT

poor black people always lose.

BaD WritINg

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:53:06 GMT

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/07/28/worst.writing.ap/index.html

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:42:26 GMT

Album to illegally download. (ART BURT "bang bang rock & Roll") - Best album ever, until another one comes along.

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 01:02:22 GMT

So many things I could write about. I could write about the 90 year old man salivating over an adult magazine in Tower records with the title chocolate jugs. I could write about the three beautiful high class prostitutes late for a sex appointment running as fast as they could in their very short black skirts. I could write about a homeless man I have seen numerous time standing outside of my apartment selling his frail body, but this time he is a panhandler with a brown cardbord sign that reads "Help me I am HIV positive." I could write about these things, but I don't!!

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 02:09:13 GMT

Nine million copies of the new "harry potter" book sold in U.S and England in 24 hours. And some of the best writers in the world can't even sell 50 thousand.

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 01:47:39 GMT

I am really becoming more human. scary!!

surj

Wed, 04 May 2005 05:23:25 GMT

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=194924

Vick

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:53:49 GMT

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:11:56 GMT

I want a Laptop. Is the Sony Vaio any good?

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:56:27 GMT

What the fuck are the people behind Google smoking!?

http://www.d12world.com/board/links.php?url=http://www.niteroll.com/isajeep/googleoutrage1.png